I’ll bite.

Your friend is crazy. Mike Nesmith is where it’s at.

In another passage about yet another man, self-described “social crusader” NFL player Zach Morrison

Lysistrata FTW.

Mortal Dictata: a call out

i just want to say that i watched titanic for the first time over christmas break. i am 31 years old.

Okay so now because of you I have a vision of a hotel hallway with Trump in blinding white underpants chasing a porn star, who in turn is chasing a bellhop, who is in turn chasing a jack rabbit for some reason. Then the manager comes in and starts chasing Trump with a table cloth to cover him and now the jack rabbit…

Bruce can just buy the bar if he wants to be left alone to his wine. That’s an option.

he reminds me of someone...

The gay. That’s what he’s suppressing.

We are all General Kelly.

Anyone else picturing her on the other side of the door listening through a cup?

I find it incredibly hard to put into words just how awful it would be to end DACA. I have a number of friends who have DACA and it keeps me up at night thinking about what might happen to them if DACA is taken away. The short thing is that they, along with 800,000 others will lose their job, either immediately or…

I have t say, living in NZ is great for this.

They say that “The clothes make the man.” But look at all of those tags! In this case the clothes make the woman - literally. There is nothing more here than a sentient mannequin. She must invoke the names of her Creators or she will simply atomize, leaving nothing but a bit of lint.

Probably not, but it did prompt a random idea about Trump today when I saw those pics of Trump staring at the sun. Our president is basically the Mayor of Townsville: 1) he stares at the sun; 2) he was involved in wrestling, just like the Mayor of Townsville; 3) his hands are too small to open pickle jars; 4) He…

Yes we all remember the “Fabulous Civil War”.

I’m a Southerner, born and bred, and these people are fucking appalling. The Confederates were not American soldiers and every last one of the leaders of the secessionist movement were traitors.

This. I’m fat and guys who try to tell me how attracted they are to my body type come off as creepy. I obviously want a guy to be attracted to me but I don’t want it to be the only thing that attracts him.

Can someone explain the appeal of Kevin James? I do not find him funny at all. Like Adam Sandler level of not funny.