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StapleMarshmallowMan
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I wouldn't go so far as to say "favorite," but what happened to her at the end of the series, and the reveal of her backstory, was probably the most depressing aspect of the show for me.

"I gargled for days."

And then David took over the store, had a romance with Maria (who left him for Luis), and then he went crazy and died. Oh Maria, so very tragic.

Fuckin' pagan.

When I worked at the Brachs factory, the entry-level job was "quality control," i.e. picking out the defective gummies. After a full shift, you'd usually have filled a half- to full 55 gallon drum of them. When I asked what they did with the drums, they said they all got sold off to the pig farmers. So, your bacon is

I want to thank Nate Parker, for he has inspired me to complete what may be my life's work. It's a film dramatization of the Treaty of Westphalia, of which the standout scene will be the nonconsensual sodomy of two college wrestlers (some artistic license may be taken here), set to the tune of the Reverend Horton

And Bat Mite gets passed over for his own series, yet again.