Pretty accurate representation of your Washington Capitals

That's Ggoddamn Ggreat news.

Nah, its more because we’ve spent too many years typing “God this team sucks” over and over and over and over again. We’ve gotten REALLY good at it.

Shockingly Canadian? I believe you mean:

TEBOW 3:16 SAYS I JUST FLUBBED THAT PASS

We need a subway sub Kinja NOW.

Pictured: what Pete Carroll was thinking.

They're doing an upside-down W for each win where someone was looking.

It would make sense if this game were being played in Baltimora

Ref: "You've got to cover up that orange tape."

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See, this sort of thing gets wrestlers killed. First, you suplex from your sphincter, not from your back. That's a good way to screw up your spine. Secondly, the suplexee doesn't take a bump worth a damn. I mean, going at this stiff is a recipe for a broken neck. Third, unless this was a finisher, the twist is too…

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

yeah, city planners still use too much surface area on parking, which kills walkability in downtown areas.

Does doing donuts on a forklift count?
I almost tipped a 10-ton forklift on the cargo apron of Philadelphia International while trying to hoon it. Fortunately, the lift stayed upright and there were no witnesses.

Just wait until you see the great new running back Lo'Rem Ipsum.

Even his nose looks funny when it runs.

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