They should call Dwayne Johnson to stand there. He hasn't turned anything down in years.

A-Rod, particularly a cooling one, would have served Japan well 2 years ago.

The last time anybody was that excited about a royal snatch, Queen Latifah was in a committed relationship.

"I never wanted to be, like, mic'd," Shaq said later.

It felt a little weird when he called, 'Wall!' behind me. It was like, 'Oh, God!'"