I'm just confused by the sheer number of lights on my Fiesta's panel (not all of them are even illuminated in this photo)

"For you, the day Jeff Triplette's officiating ruined your game was the most horrible day of your life.
But for me... it was Sunday."

From Wikipedia:

For every Christmas or Great Pumpkin, there's a Girl in The Red Truck

Proof that as you grow older, your language goes to shit

Here's a leaked look at how WWE edited the end of Wrestlemania 20 for future dvd releases:

Seems like the more logical change would have been to take a photo or a little vine like 5 second clip of what you did to unlock the achievement.

I saw the worst pass of my generation thrown by a madman starving, hysterical naked /
bootlegs dragged across the goal line at dawn looking for an angry six

"hot+slampieces+loud."

Time for Deadspin i-Team to find out which cheerleader this is?

That's why I do what people in this area were doing since the 80's: When people ask where I'm from, I just say DC, which in my mind encompasses that whole goddamn area.

"I've lived in the DMV for 10 years and Redskins fans are the most humorless, bro-tastic, lecturing group of assholes you'll ever meet."

You're not fucking helping by calling it the DMV.

Stonie-Chestnut is what my grandpappy called a kidney stone.

I give up, this annotation shit is woefully inaccurate

This family is popping up all around sports...

What happened to article tags? I went to go look for them to look for recent Hive Fives and there's no more tags on articles?

The USTA said it's "likely" it'll be ready by 2017

It's a slightly unconventional to have to wear a certain outfit to stretch out an injured leg, but I guess you can't argue with the results.

Apparently, you make bank off these pool dunk videos because it looks like these kids have a goddamn steadycam rig.