Gonna go read dead spin

I'm not gonna do whatever body thinks I'm gonna do and freak out!

What a Fuch up.

Great Googly Moogly

I tried to change my commenter handle to that, but apparently I can't change it anymore??

Would you be able to deal with calling a Pro Wrestling match? Best case scenario, just two hours, with Jerry Lawler on color commentary, during the height of the 90s popularity boom?

What does Troy Aikman smell like? I bet some combination of Old Spice and Sugar Cookies. With a bit of hunky musk mixed in.

Hey Prime Time Players, how much did Linda spend on her campaign again?

"That's right!"

Goddamn... you have the weirdestfetishes Timothy...

This is living.

"Honest? I preferred the old way..."

Next year at the Home Run Derby, maybe Chris Berman will be saying "backbackBackBackBACKBACK...and to the left..."

"Look at that Zapruder-equse splint headed to his chest!"

They only stuck to more mainstream rappers but check these too:

I'm on my bike, bustin' my ass six hours a day.

Before everyone starts running in and yelling and screaming over how it still is a 50%/50% shot, not 66%/33%...

Naw, I just watch too much SVU.

Umm. *I* didn't use the word "superfluous". I was just repeating the term from the article.

Thanks. I was genuinely curious after watching 5 episodes of SVU last night.