While I'm enjoying these takes, they're based on a flawed premise, which is that Star Wars had disappeared and was only revived because of the Special Editions. The real truth is that there would have been no talk of the prequels (and hence, no interest in using the rereleases as an incubator for the technology) if…

Leave the snark and lack of concrete answers to the commenters, maybe?

Legally, can Wendy's stop people using their name? There was nothing slanderous about the reference.

I wouldn't call it trolling, as that implies he's deliberately trying to annoy people, and I don't think that's the case. He's simply trying to create a tone.

I didn't hear Sam mentioned, and I was listening for it. He wasn't part of "the team" (probably because Albert "has a little more on the ball."

While this is a nice article, I have to say, as a gay man, reading a straight man comfortably and repeatedly using the word "queer" gets under my skin in a way that I'm honestly surprised at.

Not intentionally, no.

All of them.

I once got left at the alter and my pants never got hemmed properly.

Unfortunately that was too little too late.

DIsney didn't enter the picture until decades after Henson died. Muppets Christmas Carol is not a Disney movie. It was just distributed through them.

I had no idea that watching Lynch completely robbed people of the ability to respond to a tongue-in-cheek post.

Anyone else find it slightly disturbing that a band with the profile of NIN would have no problem booking a gig at a place that's notorious for being a stop on the drug-and-underage-prostitute trade to the northern border? I mean, it's not like they need to book these concerts to raise their profile.

Well, you've certainly proven you have better priorities than everyone else!!

I can't for the life of me understand how anyone has so little to do during the day that one would tune in every week to a show he or she hates…

Very true, but that's sort of my point. Making a decision to eat animals based on whether they're "intelligent" or not is questionable both ethically and scientifically. Either eating other species is "right" or not — simply saying "stupid" animals are fair game but not the "smart" ones opens a whole lot of doors that…

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Honey, don't.

What about moose?

Actually, there's lots of research that shows that cats aren't particularly good at destroying mice. So, basically the adorable little killers don't have much of a purpose at all except to make people question their attachments.