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That’s where my head went when I read the “found dead next to a woman.”

Yup. That’s the same chin, minus baby fat plus several years of aging. Also, different angles in the photos.

Holy thread necromancy.

It was “His” plan that they die.

“God has a plan” is the ultimate way to shed any and all responsibility for your actions.

Take the handle of a spoon (or the backside of a butter knife blade) and press an X through the middle of the bite. Works every time for me.

Dismissed :)

Oh, and as a note to anyone interested in being That Guy (4 dismissed already!), yes, the second picture is from the UK. Your powers of perception are second to none, what with METROPOLITAN POLICE on their backs and all. Have a cookie. Your sense of humor appears to need immediate professional attention, however.

Germany, where terrorist attacks are a very real and pressing concern: “Will all 86,000 attendees please evacuate the premises in a calm and orderly fashion?”

With many predatory species, the female is the larger and more violent gender.

Giving respect without asking people to earn it is the easiest way to become a human floor mat.

Please keep this sort of erotica off my kinja.

Surely now is the right time to pass a travel ban.

I don’t think the winner is the one person nobody’s even talking about anymore.

Because you don’t break from party loyalty for anything less than the party’s approval in changing direction. Becoming a successful politician means never having another independent thought in your life.

Forget about him? I vote ignore and forget about him.

This is why I almost feel sorry for the people who release public statements on his behalf. They go out, lie, say that ____ never happened, attach their name to the lie, a lie that might never normally come to light, and then a day later, Trump says “oh, that TOTALLY happened. For sure. Bigly.” and makes them look

It’s not, though. It’s used correctly in that context.

“Seems to have tried” is not legal proof of anything, nor is what is gonna get brushed off as a benign aside and can’t be proven, in the moment, to have been anything more than that, especially behind closed doors.