This. Water? What the fuck? Since when does a burger naturally produce WATER? Who has ever eaten a burger and said “man, this is good, but it would be better if it was wetter?”

The trash is already created when they create the plate. It’s born to die in a landfill. If I don’t use it, someone else will.

UPDATE: Not everyone has one. Also, dishwashers are wastes of space since any one I’ve ever seen/used requires you to wash the plates damn near clean before you put them in.

Eat shit, Captain Planet.

Yeah, nah. If I didn’t ask for it, you get what you get.

Nah, sorry, it’s not. Be neurotic if you like, but if you show up unannounced, be fucking grateful if I can get you a cup of coffee and a couple of crackers. Not everyone can be your grandma down t’yonder holler with a full meal spread ready for anyone who may drop by.

To be fair, this is a weird old person thing, not a L/R, Rep/Dem thing. My grandparents did the same thing, plenty of my friends’ parents/grandparents did it, etc.

Unless he’s looking to make bank off it, that doesn’t matter.

I need to get my ass in gear and head out to Cali before this bubble bursts.

Everyone is trying to cash in nowadays. Shut the fuck up.

Half or more of the people who have “incidents” like this are modern day Whiplash Hwangs looking to see what they can get out of shit like this. Fuck ‘em.

The pilot just wants to get the fucking plane off the ground. Whatever accomplishes that the quickest is what he supports.

Attack ads are one of the reasons Clinton lost. They’re only ineffective when the democrats do them because the democrats couldn’t sell a thirsty man a glass of water.

I’m all for body positivity. Whatever* makes you truly happy with how you look is what’s important and fuck anyone who would judge you for it.

Shut the fuck up.

I’m actually talking about being paid for that voting time. I know there are places that pull that scam, too, but every place I’ve ever worked paid you if you took time out of the day to vote.

Many places will give you a long lunch or whatever to vote, mainly because I believe many places aren’t sure if they legally have to and are just playing it safe, but yeah, they certainly won’t TELL you this.

They’re feel-good events. That’s all they are.

Yup. Turnout was dismal in a recent LA election.

“...they work for the rest of us. As do you.”