Smart people ignore the 2 AM shit, spring their clocks ahead in the afternoon (one hour closer to dinner/drinking time!) and fall back right before they pass out (extra hour of sleep!).

Just pick one. I REALLY don’t care which one it is. Just pick a day of the year, say “this is it; this is how we’re doing time from now on” and end the pointless charade.

That’d be my major fear. You plan and execute the jump perfectly, a rogue 95 mph gust catches your chute and you explode into a splotch of human spaghetti on the side of an adjacent mountain.

Can’t edit, but let me also add that up that high, you’d need supplemental oxygen, which would hinder the parachuting process.

Off the top of the brainbox, you’d need a plane that could fly high enough to get you far enough above the peaks that you would have the necessary room for your chute to deploy and slow your descent to a safe speed. Once you have that, you’d need to be an expert parachute jumper who could essentially land on a penny…

You’ve clearly never dealt with or had to confront whatever neuroses or insecurities you harbor (or you’re lucky enough that they don’t run too deep).

I, myself, am I huge proponent of the theory that, as an older man subject to all the metabolic changes men are subject to as they age, he suffered some sort of injury that, serious or not, hampered his ability to keep up his workout regimen, leading to weight gain.

Hey, so, uh, listen. This is gonna sting and you’re not gonna like reading it and you’re gonna hop down to the reply button to call me all sorts of names by the third sentence, but like a lot of truths, you have to hear about it.

“But, for others that little flaw might be just the kind of thing that nags at their fastidious nature and makes it impossible to spend hours staring at the relatively expensive little screen.”

If my wife dies before me, I could die this way.

“Kim Jung Orange” 

This. Graham is a sycophant and a shitbird, but he’s been pretty staunchly anti-Trump from the jump. That doesn’t make him a good guy, but I think his personal motivations are pure.

“It’s not clear why Trump made these accusations...”

Pretty much. Trump is president and the GOP have demonstrated that there’s really nothing that he can do or be revealed to have done that will change that.

In addition to being a Debbie Downer, you’re also the Always Right person. Cool!

Everyone got your dumbass point. It’s just a wildly misguided and inappropriate one.

(IrisJK is in the hospital, standing beside her father’s bed)

I feel like you’re completely missing the point of her piece and why she wrote it.

This. I was a retail electronics dept. monkey at the time and had to explain the difference between Sony’s cameras using their own cards and the rest all using the same kind of cards to many, many people. Not that I gave even the slightest fuck about covering Sony’s ass anyway, but it turns out it’s really hard to…

The N64 also had a tremendous selection of sports games, licensed and non-licensed, that were ideal for multiplayer experiences with people who were maybe not huge sports fans given how easy they were to just pick up and play.