Not everything. I caught a pick six off Jay Cutler and ran it back well within the range for him to chase me.

I’m a dude and I never got it myself. I don’t pull BJs like Ryan Gosling, but I’ve done OK for myself it’s just... eh. I mean, it’s fun as part of the foreplay and all, but I haven’t yet met the woman who could actually pull me over the edge with only that and being am married, boring, old dad, I never will. I’m OK…

Who said I was LOOKING for replies?

Same to you. I advise actually thinking your replies out in the future if you expect serious ones in return.

You first.

Oh, well, then, obviously everything people ever said is untrue. Good point.

You should probably move or commit seppuku, then.

Well, that’s just it. You’re talking about a human mind that has never existed when you talk about that kind of balancing act.

UM NO THAT JUST MEANS YOU NEVER HAD IT DONE RIGHT

Obama simply smiled and said “no comment” (assuming he verbally replied at all) to the media where Trump screams at the media via Sean Spicer.

2a. If Kareem won’t get on board, look into current status of time travel technology.

Only when a lawsuit has enough merit to get off the ground. This is not that because not showing up for work is a perfectly valid reason to fire someone in any state, notwithstanding union strikes.

I believe it’s an extension of the philosophy that if everyone thinks you’re a troll, you may as well dress and look like one because if it makes people mad, you’re “winning” or whatever.

It’s one thing to do it with a dummy Kinja/Twitter/etc. account that probably has a frog emoji in the user name.

I’m assuming it’s a hamfisted point-proving measure. “Don’t think about pulling this shit again; I’m being nice by offering you your jobs back this time.”

The lawsuit still has to have some kind of merit before it can even get off the ground. This would not. The only lawyers who would pursue a DOA suit like this would be ones getting paid their fees up front since there would be no settlement coming down the line and I’m thinking most of these people don’t have to money…

“...opening themselves up to wrongful termination lawsuits from 30 individuals...”

Correct.

Yup. They’re everywhere. Most of them can’t afford to spend, say, $29,000 on an SS officer’s coat or whatever, but stamps and medals are attainable (and I’m sure there’s a market for cheaper replica Nazi shit as well).