It’s like people learned fucking nothing from last year.

I ponder if there’s such a thing as a Momotaro tomato, because this cadence sounds awfully familiar.

“For some reason?”

Well, no. I’m not in need of any medication with side effects of that kind, so I actually haven’t.

Yes, please avoid me in the future. Thank you. I hate having to explain basic concepts to adults.

Absolutely. If I’m so fucked in the head that anything can make me hurt or kill someone, take my ass out.

I’m starting to think reading is not your forte. Go back and try again.

Actually, not everything has to be blamed on one bad actor or factor exclusively.

Absolutely. The illness simply has no importance to me.

Nope. I don’t consider myself one or the other, but if it was a binary thing, I’d land pretty squarely in the COASTAL ELITE LIBERAL camp.

“...Unless they have the least competent people alive handling this task (which is a possibility!)...”

From a carousel? Yeah, I guess, if you’re not watching your shit come out.

“Yes, I’d like to file a claim. For the dildos. All of them. They’re all mine.”

He admitted he did it. He’s responsible. Fuck that mental illness horseshit. If you’re a danger, you’re a danger. Off with his head.

Huh?

He’s already talking about GOVERNMENT IMPLANTED MIND CONTROL CHIPS OMG.

They are as far as I know. I know ours are.

Never heard of luggage tags?

I wonder how many anti-SeaWorld people are typing comments while their dog or cat is in the room.

If you are opposed to SeaWorld but own a pet, you’re a hypocrite. Plain and simple.