The first one nearly got me because it seems exactly like something an absolutely insufferably twee couple would do.

I’m with Samer. If THIS is what sets the internet alight with confusion, we deserve Trump.

Bingo.

So if you’re already aware that political pundits (not what Silver is, but whatever, I’ll roll with it) can’t make accurate predictions and can’t say anything for certain, why are your balls tied in a double windsor over him being wrong?

Yup, and they all did until the results actually started pouring in, at which point the 538 model adjusted and started closing the gap, giving Trump a bigger and bigger chance of winning until he cinched the rust belt and with that, killed off Hillary.

I’ve always been curious how many Russian Olympians who don’t medal and weren’t expected to (thus who never become names the world/media at large pay any real attention to) are mysteriously disappeared upon returning home.

“Ohhhhhhhhh, we think you meant drugs like aspirin, haha. No. No aspirin. Is not allowed. Steroids, meth, you know, that kind of things? Da. OHHHH, da. Big mixup.”

I hope one day you can be honest with yourself about your failings.

Sometimes the truth hurts.

Happily married with a child. You? :)

Hmm. Maybe reread this to yourself and let it rattle around in the old brain box.

Look at yourself. Not just in the mirror, but overall.

Bingo. Trump has uttered multiple racist slurs in his life. I have zero doubt of this.

Sorry the truth hurts.

Last Christmas, indeed.

70 is pretty old, especially for a guy who at least dabbled in ALL the drugs.

Because if you don’t want to be single, you CAN find someone.

Anytime, but if you’re single and don’t want to be, well...

And even if he didn’t, others would, so he’s right.

Unfortunately, there are also millions upon millions of people who hold those jobs.