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Give it up, man. You’re not winning this.

This is what HURR DURR DUMB FAMOUS PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS LIKE THEY MATTER DURR HURR looks like when ran through an editor.

A lot of people are only now learning what Gaga actually looks like sans the headgear, weird hair, artsy-fartsy theater makeup, etc.

Given that he just released a huge album and was in the middle of a super-profitable tour, I have no idea.

Coincidentally, this is also why the movement, such as it is, to convince the electors to vote Clinton in as winner next month (bolstered by “SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE”) is absolutely never, ever, in a million years, going to happen.

I’m not sure I understand what you mean.

That’s just it. I know everyone is still (somehow) exercising their performative emotional devastation over Trump’s win, but the only thing that keeps the barely “functional” and largely-but-not-completely paralyzed blunderbuss that is our federal government rolling is that people look at the precedent that certain

Bingo. Melania’s agreed-upon reward for lying about Trump’s penis size as compared to other men was attention and paparazzi photos on her schedule, not secret service details and state dinners.

‘it’s 36 degrees hotter than usual in the North Pole. It’s been getting progressively warmer there since the end of October(ed: two weeks, for fuck’s sake. The Arctic gets weather, too.). A scientist from Rutgers University named Jennifer Francis explained the strange weather patterns to The Washington Post, saying by

That’s what got me too. I’m a parent of a toddler and that look is the same look she gives me when she falls/trips and experiences a pain she’s never felt before. To see a fully grown man have the same reaction fucks me up.

What gets me is how shit like this affects his teammates. On the one hand, it could have happened to any of them (and could happen next week).

THIS.

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And I don’t know who’s on the bench who can fit the bill.

At this point, whenever anyone says “well, this poll shows _____,” my eyes gloss over and I move on mentally like I just popped through a wormhole and ended up on a C-SPAN discussion panel about corn subsidies.

And this talk of Bernie 2020 (assuming he’s even around by then) would be the quickest way to ensure 8 years of Trump outside of running Hillary again.

All I’m saying is that “socialist” is not just a dumb term that’s been getting redneck dipshits riled up for the past 8 years. The term’s negative connotations, unearned or not) are planted a lot deeper, go back a lot further and hit more demographics that that and I think a lot of people forget that when talking

8? Try 60.

Yup. “The Beer Test” is a really bad and stupid way to pick a president, but much like the electoral college, that’s how we do things.