Nope on two counts.

RCP is right-biased. 538 is your source for actual legit and unbiased numbers.

Roughly 45% of the country will back the person with the donkey on the flag behind them no matter what and another 45% will back the person with the elephant on the flag behind them no matter what. The polls fluctuate (or are reported in a manipulative fashion to look like they’re fluctuating), but at the end of the…

“... the latest Washington Post-ABC News poll puts Clinton’s lead over necrotic jack-o’-lantern Donald Trump at a mere two points...”

Everything is more expensive when you pay someone else to make it for you, but only the fanciest grocery store bagged salads are gonna be $5.

Bingo. If you’re trapped in the ghetto with access to only a McD’s and no car, then fine, but if you have a grocery store nearby, this is a bullshit excuse. Rice, vegetables and chicken thighs (drained of the fat during cooking) are not expensive at all.

“Well, let me just stop you so I can say this. Rom is a close, personal friend of mine and quite frankly...”

I love you.

Putting aside your sarcasm, it’s very hard to have sympathy for you if you want to make a full time living off of what amounts at the end of the calendar year to a part time job. That’s a fool’s choice.

The acorn and the tree.

“Seasonal work is shitty for the worker because as much as those worked hours are great, the unworked days suck.”

Most people here also blanch at the idea of production-based work (see any article about warehouse work) and have no concept of a job where you have to be in at a certain time, stay for a specific length of time and actually do something in the interim.

Seriously. It seems like despite the staff’s early temper tantrum over the removal of articles that are the subject of ongoing litigation, the Gawker/Univision relationship is going fairly well. Can you not ask Univision to launch a new G-word that’s oriented towards, politics, news and pop culture?

It’s really not, though.

How about you just don’t interact with other people’s children unless they interact with you first?

I could worry about being struck by lightning, too, but I save my worry for things with a statistically significant chance of occurring.

When he reaches 69, he attains final form and becomes a monstrously large can of Coors Light.

Honestly, we’re all in agreement that the on-field quality, league-wide, this year has been, hands down, the worst in modern history, yes?

What’s the general feeling in Brownsville on the possibility of 0-16 this year? I’m looking at the schedule and the only possible win I see is the Jets.

They’re not crazy. Racist, stupid and perversely proud of it? Sure, but not crazy. They’re gonna be just as afraid of going to jail or losing in a fight as they are today, as they were yesterday and as they were 5 years ago.