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This. If McCain ever had principles, he sold them when he decided he wanted to be president. Fuck him.

He’s gonna show up. He kind of HAS to and beyond that, he’s not gonna let everyone but the Kremlin and his anonymous sources say he lost the first one and bail on the second. His ego won’t allow it.

As a liberal-leaning person myself, this is a bi-partisan thing. There hasn’t been a liberal Trump to make it this far yet, but if there was, liberal politicians would be doing the same thing. You have to be a team player to advance in this game.

I believe that if he drops out, Pence becomes the de facto nominee, assuming he agrees to bear that burden. That said, Trump’s in too deep. He’s not backing out now.

Yawn. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

I also think about dolphins from time to time. Doesn’t mean I worry about them.

I also don’t worry. That’s like worrying about the sky being blue. Why bother? It’s not gonna change.

Ahem, I repeat:

I’m not waiting for anything. The moneyed interests Clinton is cozy with who have run this joint forever always will. The people with the actual power don’t put that power up to public vote. They’re not dumb.

Speaking as a lifetime non-voter, the options this year are:

I bet her team is hoping he can restrain himself from getting in her face and can’t restrain himself from getting in an audience member’s face.

Of all the ugly and borderline insane things that this election has exposed (or at least brought into brighter light) about the American psyche, the most troubling to me has to be how having “prepared” for a thing is, to many, a sign of weakness and failure.

The only reason I don’t believe this is because I can’t imagine Trump making time to actually DO a fake Town Hall prep nor doing one and not spending the entire time on Twitter calling CNN liars and the media biased for Crooked Hillary.

Indeed he does. As VP picks go, there’s nothing wrong with him, though I still think Julian Castro would have been better.

Listen, I will not be tolerating any acts of aggression, physical or verbal, out there. Now, let’s go have a good, clean and friendly game of Brain Injury Infliction!

You don’t really get mama jokes, do you?

The Human Centipede formation is unorthodox, but occasionally effective.

As a grown-ass man, there are still times where a good “yo mama” joke plays nicely. This is one such time. Well done.

Also, the only thing Nate got wrong was Trump having no chance of winning the GOP primary, something that nearly everyone else on Earth (and common sense) said as well.