Yes, please don’t, and while you’re at it feel free to just STFU with all your Harden Derangement Syndrome bullshit. Like the guy above says, he gets criticized deservedly for things at times, but it’s become some sort of Deadspin universe virtue signaling to shit on the Beard for any and everything he does, despite…

That post truly lived up to your username. Reminds me of the Louis CK bit (shit, probably will get shit for referring to him around here) about how his wife tells a story with a bunch of tangents along the way. Also, I’m setting the line at -550 on “Joy&Pain” is not a native English writer/speaker. Not that there is…

I remember watching in 1996 and commenting at the time to my then-fiance/now wife, how odd it was that so many of these gymnasts have that “little girl squeaky voice”, which I had always heard was an indication of POSSIBLE sexual abuse as a child. I’m sure there are other explanations, like whatever it is that is at…

Name 15 players that are without a doubt better.

Privacy is but one aspect cited above, and it’s the lesser of the two. More at issue is the fact that any diagnosis without an examination is essentially worthless. It wouldn’t even stand up in a courtroom.

Like I said, you’ve lost your goddamn minds. I’ll trust the doctor, who measured his height in a clinical setting, likely ensuring he had his back straightened, over your googling Obama’s officially listed height, and inferences to be drawn from a picture taken at some distance which, among other shortcomings, does…

You would be wrong. By at least 15 years.

Y’all have all lost your goddamn minds. Is Trump fat? Yes. I can see that, you can that, etc. What none of you armchair doctors and psychiatrists have is actually having examined the man, run blood work, spent time with him, etc. It’s unethical for any licensed physician to be making any sort of psychiatric diagnosis…

Solid take bro.

Blake Griffin is the fakest of Fake Tough Guys, and Austin Rivers was yapping in his civies all night, knowing he’d never be in any danger of having to answer for his shit talking. Austin Rivers, the guy whose NBA employment is directly correlated to his daddy being a coach or GM somewhere. Two POS.

How about you just fuk off already? Who the fuk are you to determine what “Motorsports, or any other sport’s” purpose is or is not? That’s a consumer choice. It’s always amusing how willing certain segments of the population are to jump at the chance to impose their beliefs and morality onto a broad group of…

Just dropping in to wish you the Christmas you deserve circa 2045 Drew: a lonely one, 10 years removed from your current wife divorcing you, and about 8 years from the last time you spoke to or saw your children (should any of them still be living). Likely in a government run managed care facility where you spend at…

Another major sport championship for Houston, another *

Of course here in the comments to Deadspin someone would advocate for some entity in which power is centralized to interfere with the free trade market to achieve some result that those not party to the transactions deem to be “better.” Even MLB is infested with knitted pink hats!

Isn’t this the same thing we see in every professional league where organizations and management lack any sense of ingenuity and instead just follow someone else’s lead (or think they are)? Seems Jeets is modeling the Marlins rebuild after that of the Astros’ starting about 5 years ago. Of course, it’s not just a…

The best clubhouse in baseball is in Houston, has been for 3 years. They even have McCann involved. Young, enthusiastic guys have a shit ton of fun, even through all that’s happened the past month or two w/Harvey, Puerto Rico (Correa and Beltran’s families) etc.

Yeah, a guy that never gets into trouble, plays his ass off, raises millions of dollars for his local community because he realizes that his public persona is the biggest asset he can contribute to them in the post-Harvey recovery; and HE’S the “ass clown”?!?

Game was over at that point. And no one cares about the Bengals, Texans; much less the Browns.

Since Verlander joined the Astros (not to mention the day later return of a healthy Correa), the Astros have won 7 in a row. If the trend of not losing while Verlander is an Astro continues, the Astros will win the ‘17, ‘18, and ‘19 titles, possibly the ‘20 as well if Verlander exercises or vests his ‘20 option.

“The U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis estimates metro Houston’s Gross Domestic Product (GDP) at $503.3 billion in 2015.”