Cory Stansbury's saved articles

“Gambler loses bet, throws tantrum”

Worth noting that there’s a whole coterie of firms that sue any major company after a large fall in their stock price. Seems like the Wall St. equivalent of ambulance chasers – you see this a lot in the tech and biotech fields, volatile companies that lose 20% of their value in a day. There’s a lawsuit out within a… Read more

BREAKING: The CEO of a large company is vaguely optimistic about the chances of receiving a contract from the federal government. Read more

For all the reasons you specify, this is the investment you make in case you missed out on Kodak 15 years ago.

1st: Tesla falling 5% is hardly outside the norm and is not an indication that the bubble has burst.  This happens every few weeks.  Read more

You just wrote 43 words explaining how you are an asshole. What fucking smooth-brain filter said ‘yeah this is good content’? Read more

The plane would have been within range of a landing site for the entire trip, as required by law, and a single engine has enough power for a safe takeoff and a stable climb.

Once there’s no longer enough room during the takeoff roll to stop on the runway, planes have to be able to take off and clear surrounding terrain with one engine not functioning. So no, not almost certain.

*more German version Read more

My favorite part of this article is that it doesn’t actually contain a photo of the tires.

it turned out to actually be an enormous ugly pickup truck Read more

In case anyone wants to actually see the cool tires mentioned in the headline without going on a fucking goose chase:

Why didn’t you include a picture of the badge on the tire that you spent so much time on in the article?

I think Ford is more $2 billion behind GM. Read more

I’ll preface this by saying I’m fully in the mask up, take precautions camp. That said, we’re all getting it at some point, Covid-19's that virulent. Stay safe fellow Jalops.

Yes, the demographics of Trackhawk Grand Cherokee owners are a whole lot different than those of Trailhawk Grand Cherokee owners. Read more

In the first day.

Can’t knock the effectiveness of the stuff, but my god does it stink. Hit one nut with that stuff and you’re going to smell like PB for the next 36 hours no matter what you do. 

The best thing about PB Blaster is that it’s non-flammable, so after you’ve doused the part in question and it still won’t budge, you can skip right to the torch.