I was having a debate in step with this the other night. My main point is that it’s troubling that Sanders is continuing a campaign supposedly to exercise the will of the people, but the people have spoken and they didn’t pick him. To continue on with this just shows he’s not really that different from every other old…

“Welcome home,” the roach said to its new companion. “I have traveled far and wide - from the toilet to the garbage, to the wilds underneath the couch - and now I have found you, Donald.”

Bobby can get us Hamilton tickets.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

At my next job interview I’m going to put on my Republican Logic Hat™ and tell my perspective boss that I hate their company, have no relevant experience for the position, and that I don’t plan on doing anything once I’m hired except prevent all my co-workers from getting their jobs done.

My kids showed it to me!

Far more common than who thought? Because I’m pretty sure most women are not surprised by the news that when rapists get away with one rape, they go commit more. That’s what happens when a society doesn’t take rape as seriously as it should.

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Game Maker: “We have listened to fan complaints and have changes some aspects of our game accordingly.”

I missed old uniforms of short shorts. Man if you got it flaunt it, show some leg.

A lot of people are acting surprised about Battfleck, but I really have to ask something, because every time we go through another “Bat Man Cycle”, we keep getting cries of “No one will do it better than ‘x’ actor”, which for the most part are always proven wrong.

Can we safely assume that the role of Batman isn’t that…

Our children will also never see a live minstel show, or bear-baiting, or a cockfight.

Oh, you mean she dropped an “F bomb” :(

I know I’m not alone in this, but I get so genuinely confused about this kind of thing. Like, to the point where my brain kinda short circuits. How on earth do people not understand the difference between their own religious freedom, and imposing it on someone else? I’m a gay woman. I have never, ever, ever once tried…

Why is it that organizations so often have people who are at most a couple years out of college running their social media outreach? Few things have the potential to get you in as deep of shit!

What is it with feet? Like, why is that the part of the fetus I’m supposed to get emotionally invested in?

Remember when Trump used to be orange? Orange, and not running for president? Man, those were good times.