Just fuck each other already.

I meant to write BY FORD, but I feel like this was a happy accident. Fucking product placement.

A few— there were at least a couple of series and some made-for-tv movies. The one I really remember was the late 90s Team Knight Rider (BROUGHT TO YOU BUY FORD)— a syndicated piece of shit with a bunch of boring characters with boring sentient Ford cars, trucks, and SUVs.

Have you ever watched it? It's really good.

Monica Seles vs. a Knife.
Andre Agassi vs. Meth.
Mario vs. Wario.