That F-650 would’ve been awesome if they’d done the EXTREMELY OBVIOUS thing and fit a hot tub in the back.

Pretty much flying in a nutshel. It’s the landing that’s the hard part. I always think it’s funny when people talk about how highly trained the 911 hijackers were. Anybody can crash a plane!

You’d have to be seriously insane to consider this kind of bizarre behavior. Running for miles and miles. Nuts, I say.

Ah telecommute... wait - when would I drive my car???

I work from home a large company, doing a job that I would absolutely NOT do if I had to commute into an office. Anecdote aside, employers should take note: People will accept (and remain in) a wider array of jobs when allowed to telecommute. If you hire the right people — those without Jalopnik accounts — they will…

Base price on the Fiesta ST (according to Ford) is $21,515 - and that’s before you get started on optional extras. This seems like quite a lot for a domestic that may not endure like it’s Japanese counterparts.

Man, I want a FiST so bad, but my ‘08 Fit has to die first. I am starting to suspect that it never will. If Honda would just make a Fit Si my existential crisis would be solved.

Depend on what you need, if you want purely fun car with sharp steering, get Fiesta ST.

Testosterone and lack of frontal lobes.

If you don’t like the low end TQ of that car, you picked a wrong car. Add a bit more torque and due to it’s light weight and an OK stock tires, it spins the wheels when you get off the line. It already does if you really gun it in first gear.

It’s like an Aston Martin had a few too many drinks and the Prius didn’t technically say “no.”

One day, Torchi, my friend, you’ll be too deep down the rabbit hole to be rescued.

I would actually be OK with this. Put them into the impaired fatalities category along with drunk drivers and drug users.

what

Being able to afford to buy a brand new car with cash.

Glad everything turned out ok, but let’s not pretend those German Typhoons were there to ensure the safety of the flight and its passengers.

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge

I thinks that would be one of the questions a doctor asks while trying to diagnose micro penis.

But those aren’t pointless! I thought they were prescribed by doctors for patients with micropenis?