How is Brock v. Jones in UFC anything as remotely absurd and cynical as Mayweather v. McGregor boxing match?

It would be a program with Stephanie. Has to be.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

I think Bill Simmons talked about that back when he was cool and when I was cool for reading him. Neither of those are true now.

If he takes after his grandma, I’m pretty sure her cause of death was an cerebral aneurysm.

I love how he goes from grandma to “get to the damn quarterback!”

Screw United. I hope this incident makes this man very rich.

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.

In what universe is this not just a done-deal massive cash settlement for the poor sap they just dragged off the flight? Even if united had contractual authority to remove passengers for this reason, doing so BY FORCE seems like it’s just making someone a millionaire overnight...

Dave Bliss, moments after the interview:

Absolutely ass. To have Undertaker lose to Roman “Holocaust Denier” Reigns is just a spit in the face of fans. Vinnie Mac’s “You don’t like what you like” is in full bore here. Yes, Taker should have retired a few years back. But to have one of your most disliked characters retire Taker in a poor main event just to…

Here’s an NHL column that has absolutely nothing to do with Bill Simmons. Definitely not. [The Comeback]

Pro wrestling’s Cowboy Bill Watts was renowned for always building his wrestling promotions around a big black face*. He was fired from the Turner organization in the 1990's for public racist comments.

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

Like 9/11, Wahlberg would have stopped this from happening. But his child was sick.

Did he stop having sex too, or what?