How is Brock v. Jones in UFC anything as remotely absurd and cynical as Mayweather v. McGregor boxing match?

It would be a program with Stephanie. Has to be.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

I think Bill Simmons talked about that back when he was cool and when I was cool for reading him. Neither of those are true now.

If he takes after his grandma, I’m pretty sure her cause of death was an cerebral aneurysm.

I love how he goes from grandma to “get to the damn quarterback!”

Dave Bliss, moments after the interview:

Absolutely ass. To have Undertaker lose to Roman “Holocaust Denier” Reigns is just a spit in the face of fans. Vinnie Mac’s “You don’t like what you like” is in full bore here. Yes, Taker should have retired a few years back. But to have one of your most disliked characters retire Taker in a poor main event just to…

Here’s an NHL column that has absolutely nothing to do with Bill Simmons. Definitely not. [The Comeback]

Pro wrestling’s Cowboy Bill Watts was renowned for always building his wrestling promotions around a big black face*. He was fired from the Turner organization in the 1990's for public racist comments.

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

Like 9/11, Wahlberg would have stopped this from happening. But his child was sick.

Did he stop having sex too, or what?

Are you insane? The market for him is going to be in like the 4th-5th round range. The Cowboys have absolutely no interest in paying Romo’s massive contract and corresponding even larger cap hit, and the teams that are interested in him know that and know they’ll end up releasing him if there’s no successful trade.…

Just curious - why didn’t Dave McKenna get this story? Seems like it’d be right in his wheelhouse...

Alternate take: Dan Snyder thinks negative stories are good for the team. It pretty much explains every move Dan Snyder has made since buying the team...