I paid 25 cents for this book in a place of desperation (long flight delay at a remote airport). I'll never get that quarter back.

In an act of extended-layover desperation, I bought Zoo on google books for $0.25. I was far too generous. It is easily the worst book I've ever read.

Why did Linda lie about being the reason they took the early flight out of Las Vegas?

"Our advice is to free us or let us die!"

Parliament- Wizard of Finance

Hedwig and the Angry Inch- Wicked Little Town

Dolly Parton- Jolene

Garbage- Number One Crush

I think we can all agree that the real crime against humanity here is that someone chose to name their son Braxton.

"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
-DEXTER DIED ON HIS WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET-

Who the fuck is Chris Hardwick?!