More like Pooperintendent amirite

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

The anonymous male tipster, who said he was inside Francois’s apartment in late February, told TPD he saw a large paper grocery-type bag full of cannabis, estimated at about two pounds, present during a drug-related crime.

As a result, is Kruk aroused every time he sees/hears/experiences rain?

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

Man, motherfuck baseball, sometimes.

“I got great rhythm, I’m just saying, I don’t know anything about music.”

sincerely,

“Eat my big stinking butt and then you can leave”

Sir Mix A Lot is having his loyalties to the Mariners tested big time.

Yup. That word belongs to one group of people, full stop.

Hating on black people is always a “teachable moment.” shooting black people is a “teachable moment.” Putting innocent black people in jail is a “teachable moment.” When will there be a teachable moment about respecting people of color? Or treating us equally?

You hang around cops too?

That’s something that struck me. Having a press conference to talk about how evil a person is... isn’t the police’s job? That’s some poisoning the well shit right there.

“To protect and serve...and publicly make definitive judgement on your moral character before trial.”

“the case is all based on the recollection of the officer.”

That’s what she said???

I’m amazed at Mark Davis and his financial discipline. For decades, the man has apparently refused to shell out $20 for a mirror.

Nice

n i c e

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.