definitely spot-on with those baggy slacks, but that gut needs to inflate to roughly 13.5 psi

When is Tim Finchem going to weigh in? Why is he taking so long?

Finally. I’ve been absolutely dying to get David Stern’s take on this.

I guess WGN and CSN Chicago don’t provide enough coverage of the southern border?...

This is correct.

This is correct.

be careful - it might get stuck that way.

do not intentionally drag your toothbrush through any visible smears of shit before you insert it into your mouth

I had no idea that the Deadspin staff is literally the reason why Trump got elected.

did the vasectomy not take?

A small bit of good news on an otherwise shitty day :)

are you photo-shopping that image to be more red each time it gets posted? I swear...

i know this is absolutely NOT the point, but...

Better Ingredients...Better Pizza...

Fuck I could really go for an omelette. 

they really can’t do anything right, can they?

I’m sure the Yinzers are thrilled about this wall, too

how could they change the uniforms but not address that god fucking awful logo?

Stafford is 6-51 against teams with a winning record in his career.

am I the only one thinking that this screams “CTE”?

One summer, wearing my amazing pair of TEVAS, I mistakenly stepped on some glass on a city sidewalk. No big deal, right? It didn’t hurt a bit. I was drunk and didn’t think much of it.