This will come off as a hot take but is not meant to be. We really need to have an open and honest conversation about the language that we use and come to some sort of agreement on their meaning.

Really amazed Drew doesn’t have an entire post dedicated to laughing at the plight of the Packers

2 weeks later:

Just make sure you get Mario Kart ;)

I don’t think America has the moral high ground here; our president fails the dope test every single morning.

And this tape will only be made available under extreme duress.

I really don’t think he had a leg to stand on in that argument

Mueller team interviews Nick Saban about his time Back in the USSR

I really don’t think Iowa is a swing state bellweather anymore, so let’s add one more thing no one cares about to this group of ‘meh’.

I WILL ALWAYS STAND

Can I assume that the Braves made the last iteration, explaining their omission?

So when will Ninja be advertising Keurig sales?

“The Badger state is really screwing up this system we’ve devised to figure out who is the best in the country”

Art of the Steal

“You should try this” - My wife

This deserves so many stars

Yes, because it enables the idiots that comprise his base to key in on the news that confirms their worldview. It’s almost like there’s a playbook for this in the marketplace...

How is the US supposed to negotiate trade from a position of strength if the president is feigning concern for another human being?

Terribly sad, made sadder by the fact that we couldn’t swap Curt Schilling out in his place.

I won’t disagree with your definition of butt so long as that definition perpetually includes Frank Kaminsky