You know damn well this would have been peddled by Rs had Hillary won, so maybe the Dems should throw a bone and block her from receiving the clearances she’ll never ever need again anyway.

Probably sending pictures of himself in his tighty-whiteys to girls his age at the local DC middle school.

Except in Atlantic City, where Trump is the primary cause of bankruptcy

She’s Donald’s type.

I mean, you saw what happened to Megatron in Detroit. You’d be a little gun shy too.

Well fuck

This seems really hard to argue against, unless you’re going to pull out the Ted Cruz neoconservative bullshit (FREEDOM to die how and when I choose!).

Kurt Werner could still sling it, too.

Is Brett Farve available

What if the Rams accidentally signed some dude named Payton Manning before Colin Kaepernick.

“As I have always said, the Game Devs totally obstruct, should just patch it in”

That’s a pretty hot take that is not right. Now, like the Republicans in the Senate now probably, I’m in a compromising mood (jk fuck you, Mitch), so I will concede that parents that bring their kids to breweries and give them iPads are the worst.

It’s time for GMs to be held to the same standards as players. Minimum 6 game suspension.

It’s hard to fault either side (but if you must, obviously default to the Redskins).

I will be running for public office on the platform of the Redskins giving every schmo named Kurt Cousins $53M

After this week’s episode and this weekend’s forthcoming finale, I take it all back. Been a long time since I’ve been this excited for a finale.

I’m so unbelievably excited for this game. This game was my first foray into video games as a kid. As bad as that game was in retrospect (where was the story!?), I hope this game keeps some essence of the original, with the directionlessness at the center.

The Bears subsequently clarified that this policy extends to fans wearing the jersey of Jay Cutler, who played for the Packers from 2009 - 2016.

The process is a tremendous idea built on the faulty premise that the NBA Draft is not a complete and utter crapshoot.

Chuck Schumer is such an unfortunate leader to have at a point in history that really requires dissenters to have a spine.