This is a tactic designed to distract you from how big of a dick HE is

The Bears actually signed Mark Sanchez’s alter-ego, who throws left-handed and might be good at football.

I found 2017's “Hey Girl” meme.

We need to stop this safety double standard. You can’t purport to care about player safety and then subject them to Jeff Triplette.

I can’t wait for the voice overs and reenactment. “Here’s what Antonio Brown should have done with his butt instead”

You win the internet today.

Don’t you dare accuse him of not speaking his mind. There’s no other reason none of it makes any fucking sense when it comes out.

Ticks all the boxes for New England:

It helps if they have their number one receiver healthy and other receivers capable of running more than a straight line (albeit very fast!)

Adrian needs to calm down - this is his first time on the open market and free agency hasn’t started yet! He should go home, relax, reflect and focus on making a good switch.

Pretty much the same question Aaron Hernandez is knocking around.

Like Ontario Smith

Beer is mostly water.

So essentially, the NFL spent all of this time and effort trolling the Vikings about Sam Bradford by making Spielman stand there for a pick he gave away.

Let’s just recognize that we’re giving these young men a taste of the NBA experience and all of the fame and women that comes with being the big star in the cities of Sioux Falls, Erie, Fort Wayne, and soon, Oshkosh.

When outrunning bears, you just need to be faster than one other person. When under-preparing for your ESPN analyst gig, you just need to be less under-prepared than one other person. In both cases, I present to you Trent Dilfer.

How long until we piss off the wrong country?

Especially since it became obvious the entire Giants offense left the stud finder at home.

It was then I realized that I would become...a banker

I came here for this.