LMAO crusty knock-off I love it!! Back when I lived in Philly a group of black trans women got on the train and this group of white girls who were spread about 4 seats all huddled together and one of them made a big show of clutching her purse. And one of the women yelled “Bitch don’t nobody want ya’ Michael Kors from…

Or the old “why don’t I hold those for you” line. Not slick sales people, not slick at all.

Right! Don't you love how you're asked: "Do you need help!" before you've even entered to peruse the merch? SMDH.