Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Yeah, but given the kidnapping reference it’s a pretty shitty/unfunny joke to make about Elizabeth Smart becoming a mother.

I’m an atheist and my observation has been that Smart is one tough cookie, not some brain-washed religious freak. You might want to inform yourself a bit more about her before making another dumb ass comment.

It is really insensitive and rude to be making this kind of joke in the article about woman who gone through hell, kidnapped, prisoned and then molested for almost a year. And please can we have one just one article about horrible tragedies, raping and killing happening to women without rude sarcastic jokes and gifs…

Oh no. If we’re going to go with borrowed clothes never returned on purpose then I am in trouble. But they were cute! CUTE!

Also the American spelling of “favorite” is suspect

I’ve never killed a woman. You’re welcome ladies.

Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good

holy shit that’s actually you??

Heck yes I did!

Did you wear those awesome shoes with your dress?

I love this to death! My husband still teases me about how I walked down the isle like a politician after a stump speech. I sort of forgot about all the people that we invited! I ended up doing some “oh hi!” waves and maybe shook someone's hand.

Yeah, I was so uncomfortable being stared at that I don’t even remember the ceremony, except for the moment when he was repeating his vows back and I was like “ohhh shit was I supposed to take my ring off? Is it goofy to have the engagement ring on first? What order do the rings go on???” and moved it to my other hand…

Right there with you girl:

Ha! I actually have a funny story about this.

During the ceremony? No. Neither of us cried. (For the record - MY OWN WEDDING is the only one I have ever attended where I didn’t cry.) I did inform my dad several times before we walked down the aisle that if he cried, it would make me cry, and it would mess up my makeup, and I would never forgive him, so he held…

I teared up and cried a bit. My husband, however, ugly-sobbed his way through it. It was amazing.

I did not cry. I did, however, start to have one hell of a panic attack once it was time for me to walk down the aisle. As I started to wheeze and get dizzy, my father (who was walking me down the aisle) looked at me and just grinned.

My wife not only didn’t cry, she laughed and licked the tears off my face.

To anyone crying “fake,” you can’t write with marker on grease-soaked cardboard, so the writing under the pizza couldn’t be easily faked.