Wait, are you one of those Christians who believe in things like kindness, doing good unto others, and generally aiming to put good into the world? Silly you. Don’t you know you’re supposed to only apply the rules to OTHER people, and use your Christianity as a tool to punish anyone who makes you even a little…

I fucking LOVE ghostbusters. Always have. I am so excited for this reboot that I’m gonna be a Ghostbuster for Halloween. Based on my haircut, Kate McKinnon’s character.

But have you seen Melissa McCarthy and Kate McKinnon in things or Leslie Jones on SNL?

A 50 cent coin exists?

I’ll be moving back in w my parents in a couple months. Not yet in my 30s, but I’ve been living out of the house for 6 years, not counting college (so kind of a decade, but not really, bc college).

That would be hell. Like, actually hell. I’m 27 and STILL recovering from my hs “boyfriend.”

Defffffinitely stick to kosher food. Meat and animal products won’t be processed w the same materials. And since fish is supposed to be “parve” (slash anything marked “parve”), it’ll be safe.

Have they released which company’s hotdogs are lying hotdogs?

But misogyny is totally made up in our pretty little heads.

You really cannot plan exactly when to go into labor, unless it is induced; it is MUCH more likely that she was planning on giving birth in the u.s.

Uh, if she’s deported and her child isn’t, then yep, there is a way.

Woah...woah. Are you suggesting that it is possible to hold complex feelings about an issue!? Mark, that is too much for me to handle.

Yeah, that makes MUCH more sense.

Sure in that sense it’s not a big deal, but some people have pretty bad reactions to it (myself included), and it’s nice to not be alone.

Eh, I’d take awkwardness over just...nothing. I’ve only ever taken care of it 100% on my own.

Eh, the shit about Bernie etc comes off as quite rabid/could be intended to make Hilary supporters look bad?

Dude. You can support Hilary without hating on Bernie or making gross generalizations about entire states.

Uh, Hilary is a moderate democrat, just FYI. Like, that I disagree with you on principle aside, you’re just factually wrong. In terms of borrowing against ourselves and fucking over the next generation, the prize goes to Bush and his wars.

I can’t believe something saying “Hitlery” got 14 stars. Dislike Hilary if you want; that’s fine. The decimation of my people is not a fucking metaphor for someone you dislike.

Uh, no, you posted a sarcastic response to my saying “those things happen even if they haven’t happened to you,” implying that your experience means...I don’t know what? So then yeah, I felt the need to “school” on you something that happened to a friend and something that happened in my town. Because those are scary…