Is he usually the first person you tell a funny story/good thing that happened/bad thing that happened? Either at work specifically or in life? If so, move him down the list to fourth or fifth or ninth...in other words, don’t stop talking to him, but make him less important in your life.

I occasionally wear my sunglasses inside when I’m running on for coffee or something, but only because mine are prescription and I don’t want to switch to my regular glasses for 2 minutes to read whatever I’m trying to read before ordering.

Totally depends. Sometimes I feel awful for a long time after, sometimes I’m fine, if it’s something that came on all of a sudden. On a few occasions I’ve puked after a big meal — not at all bc I made myself, but bc I kept eating way past being full and my stomach just sometimes goes “NOPE!” usually after that I just…

I was like that as a little kid. I had to do years of occupational therapy, which felt like pure torture (let’s spin you around until you vomit!), but now I only get motion-sickness if it’s particularly hot/stuffy or I try to read or I have too little or too much food in my stomach. In other words, it’s still there,…

Yep. And since I struggle with lifelong, clinical depression and anxiety, obviously, I should be locked up, bc sometimes I curl up in a ball and cry a lot or obsessively clean at 2am and am therefore a danger to society despite the fact that I’d never hurt another human.

Yup, and obviously mental illness is DANGEROUS and we should just lock up all the mentally ill! Bring back Bedlam!!

Ugh, I went on a date with a negger tonight. I don’t think he was PUA/doing it from a forum or anything but I was not a fan.

Kicking someone off for their baby crying seems asshole-ish, unreasonable and possibly kinda sexist. Kicking someone off for stinking up a place when like, they had the option not to (she’d have stunk up the bathroom but what can you do) seems very sane.

Yeah I mean, I have absolutely been sick in planes, but I’ve made it into the little baggies/my neighbor’s little baggie.

Ok so I posted this already and feel super-obnoxious doing so again but it is relevant and I am grey (and also I love your username)!

I know this is late and I’m grey and I’ve probably lost my chance BUT I feel like I might have a winner:

All I remember is these fuzzy, sparkly, bright green slippers with butterflies all over them. They were amazing. I was more of a Delia’s girl, though (slash a “things my mom ordered from Lands End” girl).

wow. and yeah I definitely count that as dating.

40-60!? Having slept with 40-60 people, sure, but how the fuck do you *date* that many people?

How long had they been broken up when you started?

Yup yup yup. One of those exes and I are still in touch years later, which does make me feel like I mattered to him a lot even if I never had a shot at being a big love. But yupppp.

I mean, people are entitled to be attracted/not be attracted to people based, in part, on looks. There’s a difference between not being attracted to someone bc of their face and totally writing that person off bc of your lack of attraction.

You could still have that character be similar; I’m assuming Wiig is in the Murray role, and she could do the same kind of shit.

No, it’s not.

in those of us who are always on high alert and waiting for the future to fall apart because of a minor decision we might have made ten to twelve years ago.