Paper never loses battery!

Ok, seriously, can we be friends?

I have a lot of friends, but only 2-3 who I think really know me better than I know myself.

Poop pills: http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2…

Your boss sounds super great.

That is a perfect summary of almost all of my frustrations with life.

Yeah, I mean, just like women WANT to be able to say they've been raped so they can be cool, all the crazies are just doing it to fit in. Because, having to walk out of a room mid-conversation without telling anyone why just so you can breath ok totally makes you fit in!

Initially, I read "my patients tried to convince me" and I was like, woah. Some weird shit is going on.

WHEN WHITE MEN RULED ALL AND NO ONE ELSE SPOKE, DAMMIT.

Or were burned at the stake. And mental hospitals in the Victorian era were scary hellholes of terror.

He didn't tell her it was just her wandering uterus?

Reading list for Fox news:

I just today decided that my MA thesis is going to be on mental illness narratives and women and how those narratives have to work against so many layers of sexist bullshit. Glad to see my thesis is still relevant...

I'm glad you're taking care of yourself! That is so, so huge.

Well, I ordered mine in December. I'm in coursework now, and will be writing my thesis from May-December. I am hoping to have it by the time I finish.

What...is a lip dildo?

I just read the essay — given that they're all coming in together like this, and advertised as a foursome, I doubt they'd have one of the women come in at page 68 of the script.

Yeah, I'm hoping that will have changed. There's no reason that Wiig or McKinnon couldn't just be the fourth person looking for a job, or that they all couldn't be scientists (McCarthy kind of has to be the lead, right?).

I mean, it's also not very good beer.

This is not at all atari or ghostbusters related but I'm a lil drunk: I inherited both my love for baseball and my love for scotch from my mom.