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Be careful, or one of OMG! Ponies!'s tattoos will blow up the "microwave communication towers".

The Future!

What nutters. They probably think the Earth goes around the Sun too.

@LessthanZach: I was about to fall asleep, so "VI or IV" should read "IV or V".

Fitting.

WOAH. Pump the brakes.

@tomriddle: I'm actually really liking it. They no longer come off as corporate assholes.

@Souffrir: Most are just shooters.

See, now I'm emailing Jeff and telling him that this idea is kickass.

Oh my glorious greatness....

BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN!

@Charliehorse: It's a big deal for the religion who's being targeted.

@Faxmonkey: Just make sure you have fun and wear a condom.

Awwwhh, wook at the cwute widdle monkey!

Rapiscan

@Steven Callas: Apple skullfucked you, then apologized profusely and took you to the hospital.