Those extra shifts at Denny’s are really paying off.

Where are you people getting your wings? While there is plenty of bullshit out there, a nice meaty wing with crunchy skin and good sauce can be transcendent.

I got a flash for you joy boy, this is not how this guy gets his kicks.

I mean he is quietly super religious...it could be he has some views on this that we’re all better off not hearing.

and now I have “daddy would you like some sausage” stuck in my head

I was 19 in 2002, so I know all about poor taste and bad decisions, but even then I couldn’t sit through FGF...

1. Reese’s peanut butter eggs/rabbits/whatever

He’s lucky this guy wasn’t the officer involved or it could’ve been much worse.

Force them to write a public mea culpa once the verdict is overturned.

Good rule of thumb: Never interpret what a romantic interest says. If they aren’t saying what they mean, they aren’t worth your time.

of the 5 people sitting at their desks in the office right now only 1 is a white man!

Burying the lede: Tom Green still has two hundred bucks!

This is how I stocked my apartment for the entirety of college.

So, that story was planted by Cruz’s people, right?

Deadspin will be fine. For various reasons, no one’s particularly concerned. And also for various reasons we aren’t talking about it as much as we’d like to.

If your kid makes it to 6th grade and still believes in Santa/the Easter Bunny, then it’s too late, you need to forget about them and move on.

tim.donaghy@deadspin.biz.ru

Go outside!

Samer doesn’t fight anyone over the age of 16.

If a girl says she wants to be “just friends,” but you were never her friend to begin with, does that mean that you’re ugly and you’ll never find love no matter how many books on pick up artistry you take out of the local library and also, who needs friends anyway?