Wow you say “tangerine-alert pulsars” too? I thought that was just a 90's kid thing!

Pictured: Keke’s Canadian cousin

In Soviet Russia, if you question title, bodyshop man straighten YOU out!

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

Melania’s perpetual squint always reminds me of the ubiquitous Futurama meme.

Presumably on the bed next to the Queen, while Phillip is kicked off onto the couch in the next room.

As awesome as the car’s acceleration aside it also points out the key factor of being aware of your surroundings while driving, including what’s behind you.

A turn of the spanner and Bob’s your uncle!

The Crown is a very good show and a very good distraction.

Angie: Its a pleasure to meet you Your Highness.

Neutral: When I cut in front of an autonomous car, I will not judge the computer programming for being a spineless, limp-wristed ninny who never learned to stick up for itself.  

Are you going to try your shirt technique to hide all the oil stains? You know, cover the whole driveway in oil so it hides the oil stains?

PREACH

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Zuffenhausen, 16.Nov.2016

Lazy tailpipe integration WITH false pipes.

Nissan isn’t into symmetry

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…