You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

It’s not 35. The President must be 35 years old. This would be your candidate.

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

Somewhere in the plaid range.

1.21Jw/h

I’m not an Engineer, but I’m pretty sure there is supposed to be a COTD named in the COTD post.

I knew a girl named Ciera, she was born in the back seat of a Olds Ciera. At least thats the connection to the name she told everybody. I have a different theory, if you know what i mean, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

Is this the automotive industry equivalent of finding the meanest and muscliest badass in the prison yard, and punching them in the face?

The average person doesn’t like it. Thus, it is beautiful to Jalopnik.

More modern cars need attractive wheel covers.

Those 139 million dollars where the difference between headlines reading “Tesla records Profit for the second time” or “Tesla has yet another quarter of 100 million dollar plus losses”.

Just wait till that Hellcat Pacifica comes out, which is totally a thing that I didn’t just make up.

Gotta give it to them, they sure know how to make putting your hand under a lawnmower look safe.

Makes you wonder why Beetle sales fell of, doesn’t it?

I really assumed the answer would be banging in the back seat on the way home from the pub. Step up your game up, Aussies!

Read headline. Thought, “well, it’s either drinking or screwing.” Yay Australia.

First thing I see on Jalopnik.....