Not to my knowledge.

nothing excuses Kobe Bryant for...adultery?

Plethora of stars.

Uhhuh, uhhuh. Go on.

As is hockey.

Who is that? I'm old.

This is the worst movie promotion I've ever seen.

Got to have love.

Nope. In Australia, a terrifying spider snake boomerang gorilla mauls your face and eats your kneecaps in your fucking backswing. Fucking Australia man.

You get it. Very proud of ya!

So...is “capturing” cartoon things on your phone while simultaneously risking walking into traffic how you deal with your anger issues?

Go away.

Go away.

Goddamnit!

Noice.

And what are your interests Bobby?

You seem angry. Why is that?

You're brilliant! Now...how do I make toast?

Dudes Facebook post reads like it was written by a Nigerian prince. Pass it on!

This kid isn't going to grow up to be a frat rapist.