Rom! Where the fuck you been?

Fuck you and your mother.

Oh sweet Jesus! What we gonna do now!?!?

Uhhh?

Something tells me you do as well

This is why you're my favorite dufus.

Well done.

Ha!

Ya but what time does the “Superb Bowl” start?

After my current asshole dog dies, i will be naming my next asshole dog lord crumpet pudding dickens.

Hope you spent my $20 wisely.

You guys are being dum-dums. He’s obviously talking about Shuttlesworth.

Calm the fuck down.

Crispsnacks Porksandwich?

Huh. Slightly northwest its wooder. Now I know.

Wooder.

I've done it and tipped them at least the cost of the food itself.

Inhale deeply in north philly, nostrils will chrystalize. Just sayin.

Lotta dog whistles round here. Lotta...dog whi... Oh god a pit bull is eating my trachea!

Which is saying a lot. Because, Andy Reid, and taste, and food and stuff. Joke escapes me right now.