Right!

What? Why would you even make that connection. Bait much?

How does a blogsthing from an actual bear turn into a discussion, argument even, concerning lion dacrappyfaces’ acting acumen? Kinjas. That's how.

Sizzling!

I don't think you will.

And why would you do that?

Salame couldn't id the suspect? That's a bunch of bologna. What a ham.

Bawesome.

You meant to say tastykake.

God damn you. God damn you straight to hell.

My EXACT first thought. Deli mustard.

💥.

I forgive you.

Don't respond to responses concerning tasteless posts. Bad look.

He's mad as a rooster with teeth! He's mad as a carpenter with no nails! He's mad as a turkey with no stuffing! He's mad as pb without j! He's mad as a bear who can NOT, actually, shit in the woods. I'm tired. I'm very tired

Clearly, you have never watched Nickelodeon.

Says the infallible Mariolopezsucks.

Why am I crying?

Thank you for interjecting your opinion into a discussion that had nothing to do with your opinion. Please resume waxing your mustache.

*fucking than