You should stop doing that.

Eryday I'm trollin

That is the single worst insurance commercial I've ever seen.

Ya but the phone man has cooler mail than you.

This is an issue. An issue that truly ignites my ire. I am extremely opinionated concerning this issue. What an issue!

The DA called the investigation a dog and pony show? That's enough to make me think this will never see a courtroom.

I would assume if you lanced his gullet, a thousand miniature penises would gush forth.

I was thinking Ben Kingsley

Was it 5?

I'm watching you leave.

When you know him as well as I do, you call him John. I think.

Ha! You said bear hammock.

What is “the tags”?