Somehow it escaped them until now that yes—it’s always been about them.

I don’t want to rush to judgment here, but personally, I would convict him just on that stupid face he makes in every picture.  Clear sign of a psychopath.  

On the one hand, he fucked around and found out. You have to know that stealing from a multi-billion dollar worldwide corporation is not a good idea, unless you’re also a multi-billion dollar worldwide corporation which also has platoons of lawyers and a bottomless slush fund that will do its best to ensure that…

So... it isn’t the quality of the meat, it is the slicing of it. Brilliant minds over at Subway.

Now that we have got that disclaimer out of the way, who is it? Kate Winslet?

WTF? The green vs blue has a meaning. Blue means it went through iMessage and is fully encrypted end to end. Green means it’s an SMS message and, as such, NOT end to end encrypted. I’ve gotten green bubbles from people on iPhones when data connectivity isn’t good. It’s not necessarily about calling out ‘iPhone’ vs…

It’d be cool if one day this telescope’s advancement in our understanding of the composition and lay out of our universe resulted in the first application in stellar cartography. 

I mostly agree. The only thing I really hope is that they don’t go the obvious route and have Addison’s new beau become a (the) villain. He’s relatively milquetoast and you just know somebody, somewhere, thinks that’s a brilliant idea to bring his character to the fore.

I think my favorite aging-out-of-a-role moments we’re various Barney & Friends kids hitting puberty.

This is what happens when you use screws from Harbor Freight.

Devs point at your wallet: “Dead or alive you’re coming with me.”

Barbie & Friends? Or is that a typo?

Yet the central question remains: who the fuck is Lil Tay? 

Yeah, but why not just get a Backbone? It’s on both Android and iOS now and since it’s using Remote Play, the specs are pointless beyond wifi capability. Hell, the iOS one was on sale for $70 just a few days ago.

It was in 10 years of production. Flash is a pretty well known character to the casual fan for the most part.

This just makes me really want to pirate the game tbh

Awfully convenient that she chooses to express this in the most performative, non-specific way possible, on social media, followed by a carefully curated Massengill-style photo for maximum sympathy clout without actually having to defend her accusations in any way shape or form. Instagram reality in every way…

Orville?

Just fantastic! Really awesome! This is exactly the kind of smart twist that can really work wonders for and totally reinvigorate a fran...

Well thank god you're not an editor here because I generated 20,000 uniques from that post. Also, nobody gives a shit that you aren't impressed.