Good point about Evans. Sunshine is his finest work, I think.

“Why not Hassenger?” is the question I’m always asking myself, tbh.

“Spoiler etiquette took an unbelievable dive during WandaVision.”

I can hear this sentence in my head, and you get three guesses as to what your voice sounds like.

A rule of thumb for everybody: either turn off your phone and get your precious spoiler-free experience, or don’t, but for god’s sake please stop complaining about it.

What made Metallica the biggest dicks taking Napster down was they didn’t just go after Napster but also sued and arrested kids who downloaded music on the file-sharing software and then repurposed Napster as an online music store, charging anywhere from $3.99-$9.99 per SONG.

This is perfect internet railing right here. Metallica’s music has been declining for 30 years, but don’t call them dad rock! 

Ew, Woody Allen’s PR team has arrived. They’re so gross.

Clearly these are shiny variants.

There is a world of difference between comparing *public figures getting pushback on their stated views* to putting people in concentration camps, and comparing *putting people in concentration camps* to putting people in concentration camps.

He looks like Billy Racist Cyrus. 

If you can’t see the difference between being held accountable for hate speech and racism poorly disguised as bad faith character assassination, then I can’t help you.

“both sides"

As the poster formerly known as Warren Oates...

There may be widely varying opinions on the Best Hollywood Chris, but you have united us all when it comes to the Worst AV Club Take.

...the UFO cult that resulted in the largest mass suicide on U.S. soil.

We were all so smug then. Little could we imagine we’d find ourselves, 20 years later, living in a country where over 70 million people worship the insane leader of a death cult.

“He fully deserves it.”

If you want to sing out, sing out

So there’s no difference between people laughing at you and laughing with you? I beg to differ.

Wouldn’t the gender neutral term just be Latin?