It’s bad, and so is the record.

Huh? This site doesn’t review Survivor. It’s a shame that this site ended its smart reviews of smart shows, but I’m pretty sure there are a million places on the internet to recap fucking Rick and Morty, dude.

Yeah, I wouldn’t argue that they did a great job with it, but for the movie with the $100 million budget to do a worse job than the $1 million one is both sad and hilarious.

I mean, it’s not like he didn’t escape bullets that were fired at him. He ran at super speed to shield Hawkeye from bullets at the last second.

It really reads like a parody of retcons.

Go take another look. The face was more expressive, but it was way less Grimm-y and way more uncanny valley horror.

He’s already such a mythologized figure. There’s value in portrayals that he can’t influence.

I mean, I get how a superfan would be sensitive, but I have legitimately not heard a word about this show in a good 15 years. I never see anyone talk about it and I haven’t seen an ad or anything in forever, which is probably because it’s on CBS, which hasn’t had anything I wanted to watch since maybe the 1980s. I…

You think the Chiklis thing was better?

This show is seriously still on the air?

For the budget they had, it looks pretty great. The Torch was never going to work, and the Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman effects are trash, but the Thing and Doom look way better than they have in films that spent like 100x as much money.

It was so mind-boggingly stupid that I needed to step away from the Avengers for a while.

The Marvel universe is an absolutely unprecedented massive, sprawling story told by hundreds of creators over generations. There is nothing like it.

You don’t have to watch anything you don’t want to watch. And (with the exception of Secret Invasion), even the less-good Marvel shows have been a lot more fun than most of what’s on television, so I really don’t understand this take.

When I was a kid, I would buy and read all kinds of individual issues out of sequence and don’t remember ever being so mystified about getting that it was a piece of a larger story whose details weren’t available to me.

Because why?

I mean, the people who would watch Marvel shows want more of them.

Triathalon, Doctor Druid, Gilgamesh, Silverclaw, and Rage.

This isn’t true. They do new starting points every few years, which is super annoying to long-time readers.

Yes! That actually is fascinating.