There are so many layers to that statement I wouldn't know where to begin.

LOL. Wow...thats just.. Wow.

Even most of the specific complaints about Battleship are things that were said about the Trannies flicks...

See you call that a dealbreaker while for me that'd be the ONLY reason to see it.

Anyone know why its out a month early in the UK? Seems a little unusual.

Seriously though, how long is the olympics? I don't know what UK wage structure is but for like a week and a half of double overtime i'd sleep standing up wedged between the stacks.

Gold pressed latinum is a terrible currency medium BTW. Why would you make a droplet of latinum less portable by encasing it in a giant gold brick?

That doesn't surprise me. The markup on the ABS canisters we use for the Dimension 3D printers at my office is incredible. Its pretty much like the 2D printer market where they gouge you on the consumables. Maybe as the market expands the prices will come down, but somehow I doubt it. It didn't happen with 2D…

Stone Carving is for people too lazy or too untalented to pour bronze.

You are a dead man. If the Zombie Apocalypse is going to start anywhere, its probably going to be processed cheese aisle of a Walmart.

Oh! Thanks!

I suppose. Way to leave straight women and gay men out, I guess.

So...is the Hedonism one supposed to make me think of a vagina?

Someone tell me. I know Carter doesn't know Fusco is working for Reese, but does Fusco know Carter is/was working for Reese?

Its cool they aren't having him shoot guys in the leg all the time anymore. That shit got old fast.

What am I? Made of money?

I think its funny that Kraken is immensely popular in the US, but in Trinidad where its produced no one has ever heard of it.

I'm appalled that you're mixing a fine whiskey.

Shepherd... says he bought the property "to protect my interests."

Tip #4: "Yes, you can use my computer but there is a LOT of pron on ther. Like everywhere."