@lostarchitect: Seriously. I had little design-gasm reading this. The man might be a megalomaniac douche, but he's a sophisticated megalomaniac douche.

@schall129: My Surly Karate Monkey weighs about that in Single Speed Config. Unfortunately I like to ride up hills so its spends most of it time in a beefier geared config.

30lbs! Seriously Giz? I hope you're being purposely hyperbolic. $1000 will get a you a Cannondale CAAD8 6. Weight ~21lbs. Or similar models from numerous other brands.

@Hello Mister Walrus: Yeah, but he bought a house. A crappy house. I'd rather spend the same amount of money on a nice loft half the size.

@Bricktop44: Man, I need that adultery marmalade. There's a couple ladies I'd like to "accidently" smear with it...

@Hello Mister Walrus: You can do whatever crazy shit you like at your house. I prefer suspended from the ceiling with hemp rope.

@Hello Mister Walrus: ROFL! Why is no one selling Emo hot sauce?

@mnerd: The kids would figure it out. The Family Television Council would have CBS' head.

@OtherTimes: ROFL! What I want to know is what the promo announcers will call it. Will they bleep out the first word? Will shorten it to Dad Says like they to other shows with ridiculously long names? Will the show long enough for this be an issue?

@FrankN.Stein: So the prospect of getting choked out with a bra is supposed to deter pervs?

@Killjoy: That's funny. I was reading this and wondering what the big deal is and I suddenly realized. I've never been to an arena concert. And I got to at least one show a month, but they're always in places that wouldn't hold more than about 300 people.

@speednuts: So you're saying Steve Jobs HALO jumps into Oregon hill country to throw ninja stars at Google's fiber? That preposterous, sir.

@Raidenshred: SA&B and TSCC are the only ones I mourn for. Blake's 7 is about halfway down my netflix cue and I won't even start Invasion or Threshold because of how they got cut off.

@Monty: They're physicists. If they wanted to be so pedestrian as to make things they'd have become engineers.

@Chernobyl: Oh, my. I scoffed at first, but with a description like that...

@louwheeze: That sounds about right. The answer to everything else on the list would just about depress me. On the other hand even if the answer to the first question was no, I don't think there's anything else I'd rather be doing.

@Unholy_Hero: Yes. That pretty much what I was getting at. If tazing granma was the right thing to do, then having it on video will clear the cop of wrongdoing no matter what public opinion is, while hopefully preventing future incidents of police fatally shooting unarmed, restrained suspects in the back and then…

@Boom-Chicka-Ah: Please...a blowjob and gun to the head? That how I do my taxes.

@Bill__Jordan: I don't follow your argument. If the cops are following proper procedure they should be happy that there's video evidence to protect them against false claims.

@FrankN.Stein: Heigl was only there to eventually hook u p with Colin Hanks' character to bring in the geek crowd. And yeah, it kinda worked.