Michigan won a lot of games during the Teddy Roosevelt administration, yes.

The tattoo thing was such a shame, seeing as the Buckeyes ended up with Urban Meyer, the most wins in college football since and a National Championship. But yeah, nice burn?

Ohio State has beaten Michigan 11 of the past 12 times they’ve played.

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

Cam Newton is one of the most unprofessional, unsportsmanlike individual on the face of the planet.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.