Saves lives? Sure. You also look like an Biker Boyz asshole to those not in the know. Just sayin’.

Since this is summer time, this follows Florida Man’s natural migration patterns. We can expect his return to his more famous stomping grounds shortly after Thanksgiving.

How’d he think this was going to play out? The owner would good-naturedly chuckle and say “aw, you got me!” and toss him the keys?

Was there a buckakke circus going on here??? Take a couple of hundred $$$ and get your car detailed professionally before you sell it. At a minimum use some cloth cleaner and a brush you lazy jamokes. It’s a turnoff that makes me wonder about how the owner treated the rest of the car.

Wants $25k, couldn’t be bothered to clean his spooge off the driver’s seat.  Or fix that A-pillar cover.  This one has the signs of rode hard, put up wet, oh shit something is wrong it’s time to sell.....CP.  

Weird, they didn’t show any pictures of the $10k in the trunk.  No way I’m paying that much unless I see the money first.

When the rear tires are accelerating and the front tires are not, the only possible outcome is the rear end passing the front end.  The question you should be asking is why doesn't this happen more often?

Ferrari gets into a crash and doesn’t catch on fire?
It’s not real; clearly a knock-off.

I was gonna say Self-Selection Bias but I think you’re right, or they’re very similar. It’s been a long time since my last stats class....but like any online review, you have to assume ~10:1 ratio of complaints to positive experiences.

No no no...They will get receipts from drivers who are making good money, but when they go to write the article, they will not show them. It’s called a bias. It is all the rage in the media these days.

Absolutely right, it’s called Voluntary Response Bias

As a “Noober” (I’ve used it twice, ever) I am actually surprised the surge pricing was ever passed along to the drivers. They should never have done that in the first place, but once it was in place it can’t easily be unwound...and sounds like a dick move.

I can’t wait to read more about it on Autotrader. 

I can’t wait to hear about its Quirks and Features!

Many of these cars are available for purchase only upon invitation from the vehicle manufacturer.

are there pelicans in Geneva?

Other than the typical scars from putting miles on, not bad. Got some rock chips on the hood, scratches from hand washing (even though I try to be extra careful), needs a good buff and I think it will pop again. 

I would like to acknowledge the genius of this header GIF.

LOL drive to gas station, walk over to diesel pump, smell handle.

“What is the benefit of an engine that large as opposed to a smaller V8 engine making the same power figures?”