You are my people! Would be a wicked track rig for a weekend racer, especially if what you raced was motorbikes.

Here it is without the UPS livery;

Now they need to redesign their boxes to look like various scales of the truck. Then I will order die-cast models of this truck so I can receive a box, packaged inside an identical box, delivered by an identical box.

Sup, Europe.

I keep saying that to myself in the mirror every day....

Speaking of Subaru, back in the late 90's early 00's when they started getting popular with the younger crowd and people had no idea that “boxer” and “Boxster” were two different things, “yeah man, it’s got a Porsche engine in it.”

That owning two minivans doesn’t make me less a man.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Jaywalking across five lanes of traffic on streets with little to no illumination is something of a pastime here.

Just curious, if you are not “signed-in” to google, what exactly are you giving up?

And yet EVERY damned dealer you talk to will act like

We’re still paying extra for it. It’s just included in the base price of the vehicle now.

When do we start the Kickstarter for $kay?

He was about to become a lava lamp, albeit briefly.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

No power steering. Manual steering cars, if correctly cambered, will try to self correct to straight.

Hype costs money. In the ‘60s and ‘70s, NASA had a lot of money and a lot of hype about what they were doing with it. Now? They’re the red-headed step child of federal agencies and what money they do get is tied up in less sexy programs because the stuff that excites the public is too expensive.

You always plate the vehicle you’re stealing if it doesn’t have one. If a cop gets behind you in traffic and you look legit, you’re not in danger. If you’ve got no plate, you’re running or getting pulled over. Also, you steal a bunch of plates beforehand so you have plenty.

So what you are saying is a van got slammed into by an out of control Honda and autonomous controls had nothing to do with the wreck. So I guess Jalopnik is just reporting on local accidents now. Ok, got it.

In this day and age, if you can have a 4 door coupe, why not a 2 door sedan? Boy, I remember when words used to mean things.