stalephish
StalePhish
stalephish

You always plate the vehicle you’re stealing if it doesn’t have one. If a cop gets behind you in traffic and you look legit, you’re not in danger. If you’ve got no plate, you’re running or getting pulled over. Also, you steal a bunch of plates beforehand so you have plenty.

Those trucks are in Mexico already.

How in earth is this getting up votes? It’s a god damn flight attended drunk on flight. That’s a big deal.

When the passengers are LEGALLY REQUIRED to follow her commands, yes, being drunk is a big fucking deal.

The flight attendants are in charge of safety in the cabin. What if they had a serious issue in flight, and she was too drunk/high to do anything? I’d say that qualifies as endagering lives.

So what you are saying is a van got slammed into by an out of control Honda and autonomous controls had nothing to do with the wreck. So I guess Jalopnik is just reporting on local accidents now. Ok, got it.

In this day and age, if you can have a 4 door coupe, why not a 2 door sedan? Boy, I remember when words used to mean things.

Scrawl your message onto the piston of a non-fuctioning 30 year old Jeep then list that Jeep on craigslist as “free to a good home.” Dave Tracy will come a running and will find your message...Guaranteed.

Painted calipers are poised to be the next big thing? The Kia Optima seems to suggest its already here

I really hope they cash all those people stealing the money.

“Hi IT deparment, I opened a ticket just now, I need someone to come down and swivel my monitor so I can watch this really tall indiana highway money video. Yes it’s an urgent request”

But isn’t “Finders Keepers” in the Constitution or the Bible or something?

I bet that armored truck driver is on the brink of getting fired.

Video is taller than my monitor, quite annoying.

When I had an airbag deploy on me I had my arms at 9 and 3 so I just got some nice exhaust burns.

It’s not due to mixing up hands, it’s because airbags were invented. Having your hand in front of the wheel would be bad in the event the airbag is deployed.

Full disclosure - this is not something anyone ever told me.

I don’t know how it is in other places, but somebody in Minnesota is teaching people that you can’t make a left turn without first moving about half your car width into the adjoining right lane.

Exactly. We’re coming full-circle to Von Braun’s original Mars mission plan, where he envisioned the components being launched by multiple Saturn Vs and rendezvousing in Earth orbit.